2015 is quickly approaching, so it’s time for my semi-annual list of resolutions and/or stuff I’m going to work on improving in the next year. Let’s go.
- Take a walk each day or at least seriously consider it
- Don’t spend too much time wearing pants
- Maybe gain a couple kilo’s
- Take every opportunity as a reason to give up
- Don’t let anything get in the way of eating an entire carton of ice cream in one sitting
- Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and just focus on butts
- See the world through the magic of the Internet
- Spend more time doing what really matters – Watching Netflix
- Forget past mistakes and press on to make newer, greater mistakes
- Stop making resolutions, just get out there and start eating cheese
